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life uninsurance

life uninsurance

Regular price $33.00
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force your friends to be nice to you with this tshirt that lets them know there will be no pay out upon your death and so there is no incentive for them to harm you

if your life is technically not worth insuring it's probably worth getting this t-shirt, for insurance purposes. double sided print with kick me on the back, to add confusion. i am not liable for anyone kicking you in this t-shit, in fact i encourage it

@zoebreadtok local man kicked whole down, dentists hate him #lifeinsurance ♬ Satie "Gnossiennes No.1" (piano)(1118396) - Akira Orihata


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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm