zoëbread
my future is behind me
my future is behind me
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hi i am zoë bread and i became the world's oldest man who is a 29 year old woman
words on this tshirt were said to me by my dad on the phone last night and i found them so sad but perfect for todays theme so thanks dad for being depressing
that's all i am at liberty to say as i have a very bad back and need to lie down
@zoebreadtok im the worlds oldest man, call me old jim now
♬ original sound - zoë bread
How long does it take to come?
Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.
How does it fit?
The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"
How do I wash it?
you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;
- wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
- do not tumble dry
- do not iron over print
What about the tie dye tees?
the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !
- Unisex style, medium fit
- Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
- Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean.
Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton
Weight: 175gsm