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only the birds can control me

only the birds can control me

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the birds. they are always watching. always ready to strike. haha not really, only Fridwald ™ is ! fridwald tells me what to do and i do it, everything i do goes through him. i believe he is 68 years owld, very wise and knows what he is talking about. even though he is technically a puppet and i decide what he says, but that just speaks to the true nature of what i am running here in the mary bean (i am god).

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please [redacted] !! i have done lots of videos about you anyway for fun, please give to a charity of your choosing whatever is the going rate for such things and then never talk to me again

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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm