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pickpocket

pickpocket

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if i am looking at you, making eye contact, touching my hair and giggling; it is because i am thinking about pick pocketing you. i am checking where your phone is. and seeing if you have other small objects for me to steal. they don't have to be small. i will steal your car. i will steal your wife and your home. i am interested in organ harvesting too.

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Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm