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zoëbread

t-shirt for rent

t-shirt for rent

Regular price $33.00
Regular price Sale price $33.00
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if you are interested in renting this t-shirt we will need:

your current address and phone number

full schedule

occupation

salary

bank details

PIN number

long number, expiry date and CVV code on your card

how tall is your mum?

how well do you know the area? we will need you to draw a to scale map

10 years farming experience (there is a small farm in the back which you are expected to maintain - the cow that lives there cannot move out due to a bad leg. he wears a plaster cast that must be changed every full moon)

you are only permitted to listen to the sound of music soundtrack

no pets, children, friends, loved ones, no visitors or deliveries are permitted

please send references hand written on pizza express napkin from
-3 previous partners
-wet nurse
-a member of parliament
-my mum
-my mum hates you so she won't do it

@zoebreadtok

to arrange a viewing of this tshirt please visot my web site

♬ original sound - zoë bread
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Got questions? See below!

How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm