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the second coming of joseph greenburg

the second coming of joseph greenburg

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people talk about the second coming of jesus christ a lot but they don't talk about the logistics of it. you will need a second coming mary, joseph, stable, donkey, inn keeper etc etc. nb from the future: i really thought greenburg was joseph's last name, i later founf out that was just a silly joke in which he owned an accountancy firm


if you didnt know that greenburg was josephs last name then you do now, unless you didnt read this or the tshirt, then you still dont, but what you dont know you dont know cant hurt you i guess unless i find out where you live

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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm