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trainee

trainee

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a trainee is a pathetic little baby train
the inventor of trains was called alan
trains whistle when they're excited and when they're anxious so it can be hard to read them


@zoebreadtok i heard that the guy who invented trains loved the colour green & thats why theyre all green. but its funny because the guy who invented the colour green HATED trains. he died a few years ago and demanded to be buried on the isle of wight because there are no trains there, it was a big financial burden on his family. they all wore green to his funeral #train #york ♬ original sound - zoë bread
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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm