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how pertinent!

how pertinent!

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something relevant this way comes, with a description that really hits the nail on the head

@zoebreadtok a caption that is relevant to the jobs fair #chester ♬ original sound - zoë bread
@zoebreadtok the roads would be infinitely safer if we all drove at zero and id get to filfill my dream of feeling like bernard from bernards watch. if youve not seen, Bernards watch, it was a children’s television show where a little boy called Bernard had a watch. If I could be anyone in the whole world from any time period with no consequences, I would be Bernard from the TV show Bernards watch. If you’ve not seen, it is about the little boy called Bernard who had a watch. I’m using voice dictate to write this because I can’t be bothered to type it, but that means it’s putting correct punctuation and capital letters which I usually would not do. I wish it wasn’t doing that. It’s genuinely upsetting to me but it is easier than typing which I just don’t feel like doing. if I was Bernard from Bernards watch, I would have all the Time in the world to type. Oh yeah I forgot to say the watch actually can stop time that’s the whole point that’s why I would feel like him if all the cars were going at zero sorry that was a crucial part bye #w#wales ♬ original sound - zoë bread
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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm