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i collect debt

i collect debt

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we asked twelve people about their hobbies and interests, here's what they had to say

  1. it's none of your god damn business
  2. i collect pogs and ripe bananas
  3. i have no hobbies or interests other than drinking water
  4. i collect debt, the rarer the amount the better
  5. i am made out of cheese so i can't have any hobbies
  6. money laundering
  7. i enjoy nothing
  8. eleven [this person was answering the previous question, which was 'how often do you get things wrong?']
  9. i have a sticker book but i don't have any stickers
  10. my hobbies is misplaced plural
  11. i play the bassoon
  12. i gave up on my hobbies and interests because i had a son called binton

@zoebreadtok Replying to @Maylene debt collector is a bit of a weird hobby but HMRC are a bit of a weird body so who i am to judge #hmrc ♬ original sound - zoë bread
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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm