i'm the real slim shady

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your hoodie to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

280 gsm 85% Organic ring-spun Combed Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester

Sizes (approximate & for guidance only)

XXS

• Half chest 46.5cm
• Body Length 61cm
• Sleeve Length 60.5cm

XS

• Half chest 49cm
• Body Length 63cm
• Sleeve Length 61.5cm

S

• Half chest 51.5cm
• Body Length 66cm
• Sleeve Length 64cm

M

• Half chest 54cm
• Body Length 70cm
• Sleeve Length 65.5cm

L

• Half chest 57cm
• Body Length 72cm
• Sleeve Length 67cm

XL

• Half chest 60cm
• Body Length 74cm
• Sleeve Length 68.5cm

XXL

• Half chest 63cm
• Body Length 76cm
• Sleeve Length 70cm

3XL

• Half chest 66cm
• Body Length 78cm
• Sleeve Length 70cm

4XL

• Half chest 71cm
• Body Length 80cm
• Sleeve Length 70cm

5XL

• Half chest 76cm
• Body Length 81cm
• Sleeve Length 70cm

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

• wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
• do not tumble dry
• do not iron over print