kate middleton search party
kate middleton search party
where the hell is kate middleton?!>?!
current working conspiracy theories:
gone invisible
cooked into a pie or a cake? cake middleton?
shrunk down so small we can’t see her
tongue fell out so she’s shy to leave the house
and tongue has grown bigger and developed controlling personality: possibly keeping her in against will
we all forgot what she looks like and she’s actually walking about as normal
playing hide and seek with her children and is winning
never existed
@zoebreadtok #katemiddleton #wrexham ♬ original sound - zoë bread
Got questions? See below!
How long does it take to come?
Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.
How does it fit?
The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"
How do I wash it?
you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;
- wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
- do not tumble dry
- do not iron over print
What about the tie dye tees?
the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !
- Unisex style, medium fit
- Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
- Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean.
Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton
Weight: 175gsm