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my 500th t-shirt

my 500th t-shirt

Regular price $50.00
Regular price Sale price $50.00
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the original tshirt that i made is currently on ebay and all the proceeds go to the donkey sanctuary charity 


for my 500th t-shirt i have decided it's time to get serious about this business, so i'm going to be making relatable t-shirts for everyday situations that everyone finds themselves in! it's the only way i'll be able to grow this business. so this t-shirt is for when chris moyles talks about you on the radio and he does a little squeaky voice that is meant to be you and he says you have a talking cloud as a little made up joke but then you go and get a cloud and retroactively make it seem like she has been going to speech therapy for ages but still has not said a word and she is quite sensitive about it even to the point that the word LOUD being in the word cloud is offensive so we named her cquiet but she is a really nice fluffy cloud and you decided it's ok if she never says a word because it's what is in her heart that matters (fluffy white stuff) 


the auction wil be up for 7 days !!! save the donkeys!!!

♬ original sound - zoë bread
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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm