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self employed narcissist

self employed narcissist

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my favourite part of being self employed is when my colleagues (me) and i (me) go to the pub (toilet) after work and gossip about our stupid boss who we all hate (me)

@zoebreadtok sometimes i like to converse about my boss with my colleagues at the water cooler. in this scenario the boss is me, i am me, the colleague is me and the water cooler is a can of pepsi max cherry #selfemployed #employeeofthemonth ♬ Creep (Originally Performed by Radiohead) [Karaoke Instrumental Version] - Hit The Button Karaoke


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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm