zoëbread
ULEZ
ULEZ
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by purchasing this t-shirt you are entering into a ULEZ agreement with me and my pet otter finley, he says that you have to play with him everyday for a year, for 30 minutes. and then carry him up a mountain. he will grow big and strong and grant you one wish, but the wish must be ULEZ based and he won't grant it until you pay a fee of £145.
terms and conditions apply, your wish may not actually come true, otter may or may not exist. you will receive this shirt however.
@zoebreadtok it mr tickled me #ulez #london ♬ original sound - zoë bread
How long does it take to come?
Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.
How does it fit?
The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"
How do I wash it?
you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;
- wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
- do not tumble dry
- do not iron over print
What about the tie dye tees?
the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !
- Unisex style, medium fit
- Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
- Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean.
Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton
Weight: 175gsm