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urgent business call

urgent business call

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that was the hexagon. i mean the pentagon i mean, i have very very important business to attend to with the president of the united states of america. it is top secret so i am not allowed to say what it is but believe me it is very important
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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your hoodie to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

What's it made out of?

280 gsm 85% Organic ring-spun Combed Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester

How does it fit?

Sizes (approximate & for guidance only)


  • Half chest 46.5cm
  • Body Length 61cm
  • Sleeve Length 60.5cm


  • Half chest 49cm
  • Body Length 63cm
  • Sleeve Length 61.5cm


  • Half chest 51.5cm
  • Body Length 66cm
  • Sleeve Length 64cm


  • Half chest 54cm
  • Body Length 70cm
  • Sleeve Length 65.5cm


  • Half chest 57cm
  • Body Length 72cm
  • Sleeve Length 67cm


  • Half chest 60cm
  • Body Length 74cm
  • Sleeve Length 68.5cm


  • Half chest 63cm
  • Body Length 76cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm


  • Half chest 66cm
  • Body Length 78cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm


  • Half chest 71cm
  • Body Length 80cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm


  • Half chest 76cm
  • Body Length 81cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print