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clock watcher (zine)

clock watcher (zine)

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clock watcher is a zine i made in 2018!! it is supposed to be a guide to being self employed. here is how i described it in 2018:

"a guide to being self employed but instead of being useful and informative it is bad and wrong. you might describe it as drivel"

now i'll see what tripe AI will say about it:

"This zine humorously guides readers through the quirks of self-employment, drawing from the author's experiences as a freelance graphic designer. It covers the joys and challenges of working independently, such as the lack of workplace perks, the heavy reliance on screens, managing invoices and emails, combating loneliness with imaginary colleagues, and the difficulty of maintaining a schedule. The zine also touches on the necessity of occasional lies in business, the importance of a tidy workspace, and the complexities of handling taxes, all while maintaining a light-hearted and whimsical tone."


thanks AI, sorry everyone

please do not resell or reproduce this zine, it is for personal readong only 

don't expect it to be good

you will receive a digital download file (.epub format) which should work with whatever e-reading device you use! it is colour and illustrated so idk if it'll work on a kindle. sorry i do not have a kindle so i cannot check but it's good in apple books 

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Got questions? See below!

How do I change my icons?

if you're using an iPhone/iPad you have to change the icons by setting up shortcuts in the native shortcuts app. it's a bit convoluted and time consuming but if you want to customise your app icons it's the only way! if you have an android phone/ tablet it's way easier because android actually allows you to change the icons to whatever you want! i used an app called 'theme park' on my samsung phone to test it out and they worked great

How do I read the zine?

you should be able to easily load the epub file into whatever app you would normally use to read an ebook!

How will I receive the product?

your files should have been emailed to you after purchase, if you didn't receive anything check you junk mail and if there's still nothing send me a message and i'll help!

I have heartburn

that's nothing to do with me