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feel free to scam me

feel free to scam me

Regular price £25.00
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a t-shirt to wear when you are in a strange new place, don't speak the local language, have a camera round your neck, are wearing socks and sandals i.e. just asking to be taken advantage of. i hope when i am wearing it someone steals my phone right out of my stupid little hand while i am trying to load a map that i won't be able to follow anyway cos i have no sense of direction because when i was little i swallowed a chair whole

i wore this in berlin which is in germany 


i am an easy to manipulate tourist !

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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm