zoëbread
honey i hate the kids
honey i hate the kids
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i needed a t-shirt to wear on my quest to shrink myself down but i didn’t want it to be too on the nose as im trying to make a living here. so honey i shrank the kids meets honey i hate the kids. much more relatable and surely a best seller among bad parents (my target market)
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How long does it take to come?
Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.
How does it fit?
The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"
How do I wash it?
you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;
- wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
- do not tumble dry
- do not iron over print
What about the tie dye tees?
the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !
- Unisex style, medium fit
- Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
- Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean.
Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton
Weight: 175gsm