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piracy is a hobby

piracy is a hobby

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i would steal a barge, i would not steal a yacht (i don't want one)

i would steal a cake, i would not steal an iced bun (i do not want one)

i would steal a scalextric car, i would not steal a scalextric bit of track (no reason i just wouldn't)

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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your hoodie to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

What's it made out of?

280 gsm 85% Organic ring-spun Combed Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester

How does it fit?

Sizes (approximate & for guidance only)

XXS

  • Half chest 46.5cm
  • Body Length 61cm
  • Sleeve Length 60.5cm

XS

  • Half chest 49cm
  • Body Length 63cm
  • Sleeve Length 61.5cm

S

  • Half chest 51.5cm
  • Body Length 66cm
  • Sleeve Length 64cm

M

  • Half chest 54cm
  • Body Length 70cm
  • Sleeve Length 65.5cm

L

  • Half chest 57cm
  • Body Length 72cm
  • Sleeve Length 67cm

XL

  • Half chest 60cm
  • Body Length 74cm
  • Sleeve Length 68.5cm

XXL

  • Half chest 63cm
  • Body Length 76cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm

3XL

  • Half chest 66cm
  • Body Length 78cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm

4XL

  • Half chest 71cm
  • Body Length 80cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm

5XL

  • Half chest 76cm
  • Body Length 81cm
  • Sleeve Length 70cm

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print