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the taxi dermist

the taxi dermist

Regular price £25.00
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i am a liability, do not allow me into your moving vehicle. i have been banned from uber and all taxi firms. i have a wonderful collection of taxi driver taxidermy in my front room, you should come and see it one day. especially if you are a taxi driver, i'm looking to expand

from my collaboration with Darren Levy aka funny uber rides !!

@zoebreadtok thank you @Darren Levy for driving me round in cricles i had loads of fun!!!! sorry you couldnt prank me i guess im just too smrt i mean smart #funnyuberrides ♬ original sound - zoë bread


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How long does it take to come?

Please allow up to 2 weeks for your t-shirt to be printed as they are printed to order. They're made with vegan ink and sent in plastic free packaging.

How does it fit?

The designs are printed onto gildan ultra cotton t-shirts and the measurements are as follows:
Chest (to fit):
S 34/36"
M 38/40 "
L 42/44"
XL 46/48"
XXL 50/52"
3XL 54/56"
4XL 58/60"
5XL 62/64"

How do I wash it?

you don't, embrace living in your own filth like I have. alternatively;

  • wash at 30 degrees celcius, inside out
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not iron over print

What about the tie dye tees?

the tie-dye shirts are hand-dyed, ensuring each piece is a unique work of wearable art (not my words, the words of the people who dye them.) the vibrant colours are locked in with superior colourfastness, so they stay bright wash after wash !

  • Unisex style, medium fit
  • Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves.
  • Machine wash at 30, do not iron or dry clean. 

Material: Pre-shrunk 100% Heavyweight cotton

Weight: 175gsm